Ah, I should have added a cool ending, sth like, “The Statue of Liberty is a gift from France, and The Crew is another one, both inspiring people around the world to fight for their rights.”
@EposVox I think I have a more pertinent answer: Habitual Linecrosser. He also had the dilemma of “How to chase the creator dream while in a big system.” The Army! He actually loves the army life, but he reached a dead end in his military career. In recent years he was an instructor for the Patriot Anti-Air system, but now the only way to continue would be to join the officers in the office job of administration. He’d rather be out there with the students, he has a “Classroom” playlist on youtube too. He was looking to settle down anyway, and there are no openings in administration near his future home, so…
I’ll put the transcripts here because the official announcement Click me is a bit of a downer compared to his usual shows, and the stream is chaotic so by the time I’m done linking 10 timestamps I might as well just add here what I want you to see: (dark mode camouflages the quote boxes, there’s a lot of them here)
Chat: “It may be just a job, but the SNCO’s felt it was necessary to tell me about life in the “real world” when I was getting out. I finally had to say I joined at 21, not right out of school. I’m well aware of the real world.”
Yeah that’s the thing, and I’m starting to realize that myself now that I’ve made the decision that I’m walking away. Again I love the Army, I love what the army’s given me, but I think everyone comes to a realization that your time can be two years in; it can be 4 years in; it can be 25 years in; but there’s going to be a time when you’re just like “I don’t need to be here anymore, it’s it’s time for me to walk away” and that’s my time now. And um when I started making that decision… oh oh my God everybody wanted to come and talk to me about my decision and why I shouldn’t leave, why I shouldn’t do this, why I shouldn’t do that, I should stick around for this, and what about this; and I was just like “wow, it like everyone’s perception of me [ __ ] changed.” The military is the greatest example of Stockholm syndrome, you got to get what you need out of it. ~20:20
Chat: “How would you approach being a recruiter nowadays keeping your integrity and rank”
Oh simple. Don’t take this the wrong way, I realize what you guys like about me, aside from the humor obviously, is being genuine. That’s literally all you have to be as a recruiter, [ __ ] genuine, and you have to answer questions. Like it’s funny… there was a video was on Instagram yesterday, there was a British woman who was like “I don’t know how America is the greatest country in the world, they don’t give you paternity or maternity leave, they don’t give you health insurance, like they don’t give you school they don’t …” and I was just… the military does that 1, the military does that 2, the military does that 3, like, it’s a great opportunity compared to a lot of the things that are out there. But I think too many people treat the military like it’s their “everything” instead of their foundation and I wish more people would treat the military like “boom it set me up for success, but what I do from here is really on me.” but again some people do four years and they make it their entire personality. ~21:55
Chat: “I’ll be 27 probably by the time I get to basic for the AF in Texas pending aproval of a medical waiver. I’ve had my real world experience. Now I want to be apart of something better.”
so here’s the thing, I encourage you. I encourage anyone to chase your dreams and of course enlist in the military. How do I word this? That’s a good motivation. That’s always a good motivation to join the military. You know, you want to be a part of something bigger. And we are. Naturally like we have a little bit a significant more amount of weight on our shoulders, that is true, but something I’ve learned as I’ve sifted through the years of “care about the mission care about the mission care about the mission” I worked harder for the dudes to my left and my right than I ever did for some mission written on an op order, so that’s what you really have to focus on. It’s the people around you man.
“Have you thought about recording, or reaching out, and collaborating with other YouTubers?”
Really love to bid with the Fat Electrician. Yes. It’s a matter of. Time man. Uh. It’s so hard to just write a script. So I’m working on a couple. ~28:14
Chat:" Going back to wanting to join the army but first your unit can make you love or hate the army. A lot of guys my first were one contract guys."
Absolutely, a unit can make or break any individual. I’ve been lucky that I’ve been in a lot of good organizations, but I’ve also had to endure some bad ones. So I tell everyone, don’t judge the Army by your first duty station. That’s what I tell everyone. So, yeah, you’re absolutely right, DK. ~35:10
Chat: “little YouTube channel. I’m trying to grow advice for, or advice or comments.”
What I will tell you, and this is the hardest thing for anyone to learn when you are trying to be a social media content creator. I ask this to all of my friends who are like "hey how do I? You know if I want to start doing this, how do I do this?" I will give you all the advice in the world. As much as I can. I don’t know everything right. About like cameras. Lighting is important. Audio is important. Your backdrop is important. I mean like that stuff is important. But the most important thing. And this is. I tell this to everybody, who wants to be a social media content creator. What do people come to your channel for that they can’t get elsewhere. When you find out what people come to you for that they can’t find elsewhere that they gravitate towards, you will do well. ~46:26
First time on a live stream, big fan.
Elijah, I’m a big fan of you. Honestly all you guys, I fucking love this shit. I do these streams on Friday because, for me, I never wanted to be “out of reach” as a social media content creator.There are creators out there that I love, that I’ve met, but there’s no way to interact with them. You post in the comment section and you just kind of hope and pray that they read it. And I never wanted to be that. And it’s really hard. It is fucking daunting being full-time army, full-time content creator, and then making sure that I do this. It’s daunting. So I appreciate you guys being patient with me about everything. Also, I have two, potential, as soon as I get them built, new designs coming out for the merch line. I’m excited about both of them. I will tell you right now, as soon as they’re live (n.r.: They are live: Habitual Linecrosser) , I’m buying both of them for myself because they’re fucking tits. I love them. ~56:27 "If you guys are in the Discord, if I have time, I don’t get to do it as often as I want to. Every once in a while, if I’m just playing a video game by myself, I’ll hop in like the chat. If you see me in a chat hop in, I don’t care, hop in and fucking shoot the shit with me, I just shoot the shit with everybody that’s in there. Do not be afraid of me I want you to know that. I will give you as much information, and I’m candid about everything.
Was the social media fame a happy accident or a buried hope? either way, well-deserved.
Honestly, I get the worst imposter syndrome. I don’t feel any different. I feel just like the same normal guy, but the benefit of having this amount of reach on social media is, for those of you who don’t know, the reason I do social media and the reason I do comedy is because I’ve had some really horrible things happen in my life and I know that, when I make a video and I make people laugh, they don’t feel like I did during those times. Now I can’t make you happy forever, but for those couple minutes when you’re watching my video, everything fades away. And the benefit of having such a large following is that I can continue to affect that many people. Like it gives me a metric of people that I can affect. And that, that for me is the big win when it comes to social media. I hope that makes sense. Sorry, I’m not a white knight. I’m actually a douchebag. Just, you know. ~1:19:27
Chat: When am I going to warrant officer school?
So, Alex, you might have missed the video. It’s okay if you did. It’s not a big deal. I pulled my packet. I pulled my packet from warrant officer and I’ve decided that I’m just going to part ways with the military. I’m tired, man. I’m tired. And warrant officer has a six year ad. So six year additional duty service obligation. And I can be out in two. I’m, I’m tired. I’m ready to go home. I’m ready. Honestly, bro, if I could go to my home state, I could plant roots and not deploy. I’d stay in the Army forever. Absolutely. I just want to go back to New Mexico, buy me a house, actually, like plant roots, and not have to deploy again. I’d be set. I’d be fucking set. But they won’t do that for me.
What will retired HLCs hobbies look like?
"This may sound strange. I am from Colorado. I will never go back to Colorado as long as i live. Love it, I’ll go visit, I’ll never live there again. Just… Everything I want is in New Mexico. So my hobbies, and this may sound strange to you guys, I like honeydews. I like doing manual labor. It’s strange. I want a project car that I don’t have to scramble to get put together in three years. I want to rebuild or redo a bathroom. I want to put up gutters. I want to mow the grass. Like , fuck man, I like doing shit like that. And I haven’t been able, to in my entire adult life. And I want to not have this clock hanging over my head for three years at a time. Every time I go somewhere, it’s like, I got, two years and nine months until I have to leave again. I got two years and four months. Like there’s just a clock hanging over top of your head. And I’m so tired of that. I just, I don’t know. That’s, that’s what it’s going for me. And of course, I’m going to really dig into the content creation. Cause I’ve been working my fingers to the bone, trying to solve some technological issues that I’m having with editing. We’re going to get there. We’re going to get there. I don’t know when, but we’re going to get there. " ~1:30:42
There was a joke there that Whisper didn’t note down lol. Linecrosser and all that.
Further talk on New Mexico and what changed about Colorado
New Mexico. I live there. So I was born in Colorado, but I love New Mexico. What part of Mexico do you want to settle down at? I’ll be in Las Cruces. I don’t like Albuquerque. I’ve been there. It reminds me a lot of Denver. There are nice parts of Albuquerque. There are shitty parts of Albuquerque, but I like Las Cruces. I mean, you’re not too far from El Paso. You got the Elephant Butte Hot Springs. I mean, I can pop over to Arizona. There’s a lot to do around there. So I’m very happy with that. Plus, the cost of living is not bad. I mean, it’s terrible. It’s terrible. The cost of living is awful. No one wants to live there. You shouldn’t live there.
Chat: “how did Colorado hurt you?”
I grew up in Colorado before the legalization of recreational cannabis. When they legalized it, everybody and their fucking mother moved there; the traffic is astronomical, the cost of living is through the roof, the people, they used to be nice like you would see somebody and walk past them on the street “hey how’s it going? Oh hey how’s it going?” People were polite to each other. Now it’s it’s a fucking cesspool man, which sucks because it’s my home state but it’ll never be what it was. And I can’t imagine… my brain can’t wrap around uprooting me and my entire family over a plant. Like, am I going to when i get out? Yeah probably, but I can’t imagine… one day they legalize meth somewhere and I grab the wife and I say, “We’re going!” and just uproot us. I can’t imagine that. ~1:32:59
Chat: “Of course, an ADA guy wants to be near White Sands.”
Of course, you know, just in case I get me another job out there.
Chat: “what does it mean to not give into the 22 a day?”
So 22 a day refers to the 22 veterans a day that commit suicide. And what I mean with that is, I realize it’s important to talk about veteran suicide. “I’m going to do 22 pushups a day. Let me videotape myself doing 22 pushups”. That does nothing. But talking about veteran suicide, meeting with your friends, calling your friends, checking in on your friends, that does things for veteran suicide because they feel like they have somebody to reach out to. So that’s why I do that. Don’t give in to the thoughts. That’s pretty much it. If you just don’t quit. The military is really easy as long as you just don’t quit. Super easy. ~1:47:44
Where does my comedy come from?
A place of deep-seated pain and anxiety lol no um for me, it was … I grew up watching Jay Leno, every Tonight Show he would open and it was just about the news and what’s going on and that man was the king of satirical news comedy. Last year or sometime I was watching the news “I can make fun of this” that’s really all I do is: I watch the news or I get news updates and I’m just like “I can make fun of that; I can make jokes about that” that’s all it is.
Chat: “HLC comedy is satire mixed with missile-tism”
I respect it, I respect it. I’m keeping up this persona as much as I can but I got a splitting headache. ~2:01:07
" so I was on a podcast earlier this week, it’s called Leaders Recon, it’s actually like Army National Guard Strategic Communications, they came down and wanted to talk to me about the importance of humor in uniform, which was super fucking awesome, man. I’m glad the Army’s getting on board with like, “hey, we have social media content creators. Let’s ask them what the fuck they’re doing,” which is super cool. Honestly, the guy in charge of it, Sartre Miller, really nice guy. So that was this week. Oh my God. I went to my computer in my office and sat down at my desk for a grand total of one hour this week.
Chat: “got a question I’m 26 years old thinking about joining army what should I expect. I want to join because I want discipline that I can’t get on my own. also career change”
"I will tell you right now flavio, you should expect that the best part of the military is the people; and that the worst part of the military is also the people. It’s just like any other job man like once you’ve been in for a while… I don’t know what happens there like, a chemical change in our brain. Dudes who serve one contract get out, and they have, like, their ribbons on a leather jacket, “we’re a brotherhood” and they get those paragraph t-shirts that say “I’m not afraid to kill a man and hug my wife, and I’ve defended freedom, and…" like, all this other bullshit you see on Facebook. Those are the dudes who did like, one tour. Everybody else who did 10, 15 years in, it’s just a another job, bro. That’s really all it is. You wake up. It does what it’s told. You go to sleep. There’s people who are going to piss you off. It’s going to irritate you. But you just, it does what it’s told. It’s easy as long as you don’t quit.” ~12:40
He gathered plenty of people in uniform in his community, he still has a couple of years to give Uncle Sam, he’s still making snarky insta posts about having to do sidequests, there was a graduation ceremony a while ago… I’m not sure how useful is it to answer “How do I do this while in the system?” with “I just left the system lol”, we’re supposed to say “Stay in school” right? Maybe you’ll get something out of this. sigh Rich coming from me, I’m the one that dropped out of college because I couldn’t do homework. 70% on the exams! Not enough. I might go back to college, another university, law school this time. The secretary said there’s barely any homework and no labs. Alright, that’s all I got, my next post is going to be something easy, like a phone review.
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“What you guys gotta do, here’s my relationship advice. And I’m sure Mrs. Linecrosser is watching. You need to find a woman that takes care of you. You need to find a woman who is freaky in the way you like it, right? You need to find a woman who will wait on you, hand and foot. And you need to find a woman who is very, very rich. And then this is probably the most important part. You need to make sure these women never meet each other, ever. All right, there we go. Moving on. chuckles i’m sorry uh so sorry” 34:26